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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 04:23 AM
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"but that was my grandfather, thats sick!" he started to leave the room ashamed of his impotencey when the nurse called out," How about now?" He turned around to see a paper bag on his dead grandfathers head...
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 07:44 AM
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Bob said "I don't recognize that person" and jumped right in. He then found himself looking the nurse's asshole squarely in the eye.
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 11:57 AM
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Then Bob woke up with a start. "Wow, I'd better lay off the rye whiskey and vicodin, I was tripping my ass off there in a bad way," he mumbled unambiguously.
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 11:59 AM
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It turned out he had been driving his S2000 the entire time. His car had stopped right before hitting a large oak tree. Bob got out and stumbled about for a minute, thinking, "That was all a dream? WTF?"
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 08:16 PM
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then bob puked huge chunks. He then went to a whore house and made a hooker dress up like a kangaroo and had his way with her..
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Old Nov 4, 2008 | 04:00 AM
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Then, one of the whores dressed up as a nurse came and said," I remember you, but do you remember this?" as she held up a paper bag.
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Old Nov 4, 2008 | 03:19 PM
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Bob snatched the bag and peered inside. Inside the bag was...
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Old Nov 4, 2008 | 03:20 PM
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A key of uncut coke! A lottery ticket, and a small jar of ...
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Old Nov 6, 2008 | 07:55 AM
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KY Jelly. Bob took a deep breath, read the nimbers on the lottery ticket, stuck his ample nose in the coke, and.....
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Old Nov 8, 2008 | 06:43 AM
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... this whole part is a bit hazy as Bob was high as a kite... He woke up in a back alley in downtown LA.
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