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Old Oct 31, 2008 | 08:24 AM
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Thankfully the man in the red suit was the RCMP in full drag. He pointed out that the canuc side was the "left" side of the river, and that even the most conservative canuckian government was far more overtly socialist than even the american communist party.

He took Bob to Hospital (as canuckings aren't good at knowing' da' word "the") where he was given a bed in a large ward, reminicent of the 1920's, covered entirely of white tiles. Here he shared a view of the 15 other patients and listened their pitiful cries while they waited for the single MRI...

There his nurse offered him a glass of water, "quelque chose, Celles?"
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Old Oct 31, 2008 | 11:20 AM
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Bob replied, "What the hell does that mean, bitch?" He thought she had said something negative about his appearance, so he kicked her jaw and shattered it. Suddenly, ...
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Old Oct 31, 2008 | 11:40 AM
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he realized he was acting the part of an ignorant Republican and decided to keep going. So he pulled a Rush Limbaugh / Cindy McCain and grabbed the nearest bottle of Vicodin....
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Old Oct 31, 2008 | 11:58 AM
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Swallowed all the Vicodin and chased it down with a quart of Jack Daniel's right out of the bottle. Then he started to feel warm, very warm.
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Old Oct 31, 2008 | 11:59 AM
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He had just soiled himself.
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Old Nov 1, 2008 | 04:40 AM
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Luckily for Bob, the nurse's dad had boundary issues. she liked to be hit and abused. She also had a fetish for fecal by products. Bob was full of them. She was turned on and trying to get her some Bob. Unfortunately, vicodin wouldn't let him get hard. She whipped out her 36 DDs and he began to profusely pound himself, trying to get it up.
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 05:12 AM
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All the other patients began pounding themselves, too, but couldn't get hard. A doctor came into the room and said, "WTF is going on in here?" As soon as he saw the nurse, he began...
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 10:38 AM
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to read aloud from the Gideon's bible he had just snatched from Bob's nightstand.
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 04:13 PM
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Bob finally got hard enough to be able to have sex; however, by the time he was "up", an old man had gotten his up w/ Viagra. The nurse was having wild sex with the elderly man. The elderly man had a heart attack and died. The nurse tried to get Bob to...
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 01:29 AM
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join into a necrothreesome with her and the dead old man. Bob cried out: ".....
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