Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them!

Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!

Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, "magical" animal.

 

magical indeed...

 

<--- Beats his meat accordingly.

 

^ but do you prepare it before hand?

 

I give it a little rub down in Wesson or if I'm feeling really frisky Lava Soap.

 

have you tried Tabasco sauce?

 

No I haven't. I've heard lemon juice works really good to as does paint remover.

 

I recommend using a wood handled tenderizer.

 

That's a good idea Ken. It will also give your meat a non-skid surface so it won't slip out of her hands when she's ....

 

Why aren't her hands in her mouth as she's muffling her own screams?