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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:31 AM
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Ancient orators tended to Babylon.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:32 AM
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It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:32 AM
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Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:33 AM
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There's no short cut to becoming a hair stylist.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:33 AM
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:33 AM
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Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:34 AM
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Vidal Sassoon's favorite movie? Last Tangle in Paris.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:35 AM
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Mick couldn't go on stage anymore: he just doesn't have the stones for it.
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Panties not the best thing in the world, but next to it.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:37 AM
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Man who walks through airport turnstyle sideways is going to bangkok.
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