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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:46 PM
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:24 AM
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Some burglars are always looking for windows of opportunity.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:25 AM
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An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:29 AM
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During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:29 AM
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He said I was average - but he was just being mean.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Feb 6 2006, 10:29 AM
He said I was average - but he was just being mean.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:30 AM
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A butcher shop opened on the 10th floor. The steaks were high.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:30 AM
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She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:31 AM
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 09:31 AM
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Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
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