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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:25 PM
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:26 PM
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A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:26 PM
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If you give some managers an inch they think they're a ruler.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:27 PM
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The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card.
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He wears glasses during math because it improves divison.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:28 PM
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With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:29 PM
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The church janitor was also the organist, and had to watch his keys and pews.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:55 PM
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They tried to keep a locksmith in prison, but the nut bolted.
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Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
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