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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:19 PM
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I wish I could talk to my doctor about erectile dysfunction, but for
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:20 PM
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In my dream, I was at an internet cafe when my server went down on me.
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:20 PM
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Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:21 PM
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Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:23 PM
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A guy walks up to a hooker and asks, "how much do you charge to rub the gentials?" She says, "The same as the Jews."
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:25 PM
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A man was admitted to the hospital suffering from premature
ejaculation. The doctors said it was touch and go.
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:26 PM
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What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a
Goodyear and the other is a great year.
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:26 PM
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Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands.
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:27 PM
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Have you heard about the prostitute with a degree in psychology? She
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:28 PM
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D'ja hear about Darth Vader's sister, Ellie? Hundreds of men go down on
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