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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:56 PM
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A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
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His girlfriend wanted him to slow down the car, but he put his foot down.
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He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:58 PM
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Being captain of a boat requires a stern word.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 12:59 PM
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I heard the butcher down the street is a cut above.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Feb 3 2006, 01:56 PM
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
The German baritone did not enjoy being lied to.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 01:03 PM
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The conductor was fired for constipation; he couldn't get the right movement.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 01:05 PM
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The Formula D racer could never get the drift.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Feb 3 2006, 01:21 PM
I made them all up...I even have a wittness!
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Old Feb 4, 2006 | 12:00 AM
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Don't encourage him Mom

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