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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:29 PM
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The winner of the Circle Jerk Olympics doesn't win a gold medal. He is
given the "Pull It, Sir" Prize.
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:31 PM
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When they found out their wives were attending a sex-toy party, the
husbands refused to go and pick them up, and instead left them to their
own devices.
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:33 PM
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What do you call the sweat produced when two rednecks are having sex?
Relative humidity
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:34 PM
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Have you heard about the blind prostitute? You really have to hand it to
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:34 PM
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How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:35 PM
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What did the sign on the door of the house say? Beat it - we're closed.
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:36 PM
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What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on.
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Old Feb 5, 2006 | 08:37 PM
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Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!
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Why did the Moyel retire? He just couldn't cut it anymore.
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Did you hear about the constipated composer? He couldn't finish the last
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