today i learned that i honestly don't learn much on a daily basis.

 

today i learned that i can conk out in an instant

 

I could have taught you this a long time ago and saved you a dolla

 

for a guy who sells crippled dolls to children... i dont know if i want you to teach me anything..

 

Whatever do you need, White, Black, Hispanic, Asian....crutches, wheelchairs...bandages we have it all


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today i learned that Roller Blading is really hard to learn.. that padding is essential and NOT just for your elbows, knees and wrists.. i also learned that your TAIL BONE can be hurt pretty bad after a hard landing flat on it.. and that ice doesn't hurt so bad when you're icing your a**.. but yet i will still wake up tomorrow morning and continue learning how to roller blade

 

Today I learned that jumping off a bridge with a concrete block tied around your ankle isn't effective when the bridge is over a highway.

 

Need lessons?

 

only if you're giving em

 

I'd love to... rollerblading is one of the few things I can do and not look like a complete assclown...