W/ corn on the cob on the side dripping with butter.

 

Stouffers French Bread Pizza

 

I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa.

 

 

"May I help you, sir?"
"How much for a order a ribs?"
"Uh, two fifty."
"Two fifty? How many ribs do I get with that?"
"Uh, 'bout five."
"Five. So, I guess that's about fifty cents a rib, huh?"
"Yeah, 'bout."
"Let me get one."
"Right on. One order!"
"One order o' ribs!"
"No, no. No, no. One rib."
"One rib."
"I sure am hungry."
"Uh, make that one rib to go."
"One rib?"
"One rib. What else?"
"You got any soda?"
"One dollar."
"Aw, come on now, look out for a brother man, come on. Hey check this out, why don't you let me get a sip for fifteen cent?"
"My cups cost more than fifteen cents."
"Alright, **** the cup, pour it in my hand for a dime."
"Look, you greasy haired, Jeri Curl... pay me and get the hell outta my store!"
"You got change for a hundred?"

 

 

well, according to bitsa, if you and I both paid, then everything would be fixed. It's a catch 22.

 

as much as i'd like to believe that the functionality of s2ki rests on your and my shoulders, i must say: BITSA can go do something with himself that i'd rather no type out and pay the $40 bucks to cover our memberships if it bothers him that much...

 

I've already paid 2 1/2 times what he has. he can come back around in 2 years and THEN start spouting off....