An Italian man enters a ritzy restauraunt and sees a beautiful blonde sitting at a table... all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks him to send their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to her-knowing that if she accepts it she is his.The waiter quickly gets the bottle sends it over to the girl saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note to the man The note read `For me to accept this bottle you must have a Mercedes in the garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants.' The man after reading the note sends one of his own back to her saying just so you know I have 20 million dollars in the bank a Mercedes 560sel and a Ferrari 360 and a Honda s2000 in the garage but not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back.

 

LMAO!!! Oldie, but a goodie! Thanks for the revisit...still funny!

BTW - I like the addition of the S.

 

I wish I had a 10 inch dick... I would be massive! lol