Use a :cornerwhore: in a movie quote
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From: Nowhere
Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Aug 12 2004, 09:09 AM
Jason: HEY BRANT MAN! CHECK OUT CHANNEL NINE! CHECK OUT THIS CHICK!
Brant: Dammit, Jason! Can't you just pretend like we can't hear each other through the walls?
Office Space
Brant: Dammit, Jason! Can't you just pretend like we can't hear each other through the walls?
Office Space
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Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
m: [to sweetj] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Mikes2k.
Mikes2k: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Mikes2k.
Mikes2k: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Mikes2k.
m: [to sweetj] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Mikes2k.
Mikes2k: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Mikes2k.
Mikes2k: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Mikes2k.
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From: Baltimore, MD
Originally Posted by Solless,Aug 13 2004, 01:18 PM
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
m: [to sweetj] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Mikes2k.
Mikes2k: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Mikes2k.
Mikes2k: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Mikes2k.
m: [to sweetj] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Mikes2k.
Mikes2k: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Mikes2k.
Mikes2k: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Mikes2k.
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From: At the bottom, drowning
Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K,Aug 13 2004, 12:19 PM
"Is ACLR8 okay?"
"Okay?? Shit, you should have seen him."
"Where is he now?"
"He's doing the Superman thing again."
- Matrix Reloaded
"Okay?? Shit, you should have seen him."
"Where is he now?"
"He's doing the Superman thing again."
- Matrix Reloaded
I gotta return respect . . . lemme come up with something
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From: At the bottom, drowning
Young soldier: PeaceLove&S2K is 7 feet tall.
PeaceLove&S2K: Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am PeaceLove&S2K, and I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
PeaceLove&S2K: Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am PeaceLove&S2K, and I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
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From: At the bottom, drowning
Mr. BBY2KS2K, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
J/k man . . . . but it was a good chance to use the quote from one of my favorite comedies
J/k man . . . . but it was a good chance to use the quote from one of my favorite comedies