Brantshali: What was that ruckus?!
Tokyo-James: Uh, what ruckus?
Brantshali: I was just in my office and heard a ruckus.
Tokyo-James: Could you describe the ruckus, sir.

The Breakfast Club

 

Tokyo-James: Don't call me stupid.
The FP: Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you! I've worn dresses with higher I.Q.s!

A Fish Called Wanda

 

Westsidebilly: Hey, Mikes2k, sweetj just went in!
Mikes2k: Hey! You're not allowed to think about her with her clothes off! You aren't even allowed to look at her with her clothes on!

Porkys

 

C-Bass: Give us the gate key.
Chazmo: I have no gate key.
Brantshail: VTECMOM, tear his arms off.
Chazmo: Oh, you mean this gate key

The Princess Bride

 

Qtee: Did you hear that?
The Unabageler: Yeah, it's a dickfer.
Qtee: What's a dickfer?
The Unabageler: To pee with.

Spies Like Us

 

Rich: [spooky voice] Welcome to the pit of despair. Don't even think <cough, cough>... [normal voice] Don't even think about trying to escape.

(or something like that)

I loved that movie, Rich.

 

we have it on DVD, it may get an outing this afternoon.

 

One of my favorite movies.

I quoted it earlier to bust on C-Bass

 

"Are you the Miracle Mo who worked for the pimp all those years?"

"The pimp's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? WE'RE CLOSED!"



-The Princess Bride

 

Miracle Mo: Have fun storming the castle.
Miracle Mo's FP: Think it'll work?
Miracle Mo: It would take a miracle.