Okay:

My first one was from "Caddyshack"

Then the next 2 were from "Airplane!". Next was "Along Came Polly" followed by "Jerky Boys - The Movie". My next 2 were from "pulp Fiction", then "Dumb & Dumber" then "Jaws". My final three were from "Shawshank Redemption", "A Few Good Men" and finally "Animal House".




Now, Jimmy Led has drive and clarity of vision, but he is not clever. He smells Jamesy and he wants a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old Jamesy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no Jamesy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a , you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... off.


-Snatch

 

Now, I owe it to myself to tell you,VTECMOM , that if you are thinking of taking the tribe cross country, this is your automobile. The Wagon Queen Family Truckster. You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it.

 

Hi, I'm MIKES2K. I live across the street. You guys going out of town? We're going to Orlando, Florida. Well, actually, first we're going to Missouri to pick up my grandma. Did you know the McCallisters are going to France? Do you know if it's cold there? Do these vans get good gas mileage?

 

RickUk: Where do you live?
p0pe: In the city.
RickUk: You have a house?
p0pe: Apartment.
RickUk: Own or rent?
p0pe: Rent.
RickUk: What do you do for a living?
p0pe: Lots of things.
RickUk: Where's your office?
p0pe: I don't have one.
RickUk: How come?
p0pe: I don't need one.
RickUk: Where's your wife?
p0pe: Don't have one.
RuckUk: How come?
p0pe: It's a long story.
RickUk: You have kids?
p0pe: No I don't.
RickUk: How come?
p0pe: It's an even longer story.
RichUk: Are you my Dad's brother?
p0pe What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
RickUk: 38.
p0pe: I'm your Dad's brother alright.
RickUk: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
p0pe: How nice of you to notice.
RichUk: I'm a kid - that's my job.

 

Okay ladies, I'm C-Bass. I produce this show. Some of you have probably heard that I'm a prick - I am a prick. I got one interest here, and that's the show. I don't care whether you live or die. I want to see you dance and I want to see you smile. I can't use you if you can't smile, I can't use you if you can't show, I can't use you if you can't sell.

 

"There's things about me you don't know, zdave87. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand."


"I don't understand."



"You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, zdave87. A rebel."


Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

 

"Forget about it" is like if you agree with someone, you know, like "ButterLips is one great piece of ass, forget about it." But then, if you disagree, like "A 350Z is better than an S2000? Forget about it!" you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia that , "forget about it." But it's also like saying "Go to hell!" too. Like, you know, like "Hey ACLR8, you got a one inch pecker?" and ACLR8 says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.



Donnie Brasco

 

"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a . A well scrubbed, hustling with a little taste. Good has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Tokyo James? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed? Pure West Manchester. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the 's found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the Corner."


Silence of the Lambs

 

"Everything???... OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Raptor's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Qtee down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When Vmom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the 's in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the 's started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life..."



The Goonies

 

alexfc: "You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"