"The path of the Raptor man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of MikeS2K, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly Brantshalli's keeper and the finder of Tokyo James. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my 's. And you will know my name is C-Bass when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

 

"In space no one can hear Qtee scream"

 

C-Bass once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Tokyo_James.

 

"I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this..."


"I was thinking the same thing..."


"That WestSideBilly's full of $hit, man!"

 

"Mocky go in the cage... Cage go in the water... Mike comes near the cage...

...farewell and ado to my fair Spanish ladies..."

 

 

I shall tell you of Jimmy Ledfoot. Historians from England will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged heroes. The king of Scotland had died without a son, and the King of England, a cruel pagan known as Tokyo James, claimed the thrown of Scotland for himself. Scotland's nobles fought him, and fought each other over the crown. So James invited them to talks of truce, no weapons, one page only. Among the farmers of that shire was Malcolm Ledfoot, a commoner with his own lands. He had two sons: John and Jimmy...

 

Picture WSB as Jesse "the Body" in Predator

WSB: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a god damnned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!

 

Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made.
-the T-shirt, -the Coloring Book, -the Lunch box, -the Breakfast Cereal, -the Flame Thrower.

The kids love this one. (A dink hands him a doll that looks likes VtecMom) And last but not least, the doll.

 

Hey C-Bass! Check out channel nine! check out this chick!

Chazmo, can