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A guy with a Golden Retriever and a guy with a Chiuaua are standing outside a bar. They want to go for drinks but a sign clearly states: 'No Animals Allowed'.
The guy with the Golden Retriever turns to his friend and says, "Follow my lead". He enters the bar with his large dog just as the bartender yells 'No pets allowed !!' The man with the Golden retriever exclaims, "He's my seeing eye dog, by law he is allowed." The bartender retreats and gives approval.
The guy with the Chiuaua walks in to the bar greeted with the same stern voice of the bartender, "No animals allowed in the bar!'. Calmly the man exclaims he is blind and this is his seeing eye dog. The bartender yells out, "But it is a Chiuaua?!?!"
The man with the small dog exclaimed, "Those practical jokers at the blind school told me it was a Golden Retriever."
The guy with the Golden Retriever turns to his friend and says, "Follow my lead". He enters the bar with his large dog just as the bartender yells 'No pets allowed !!' The man with the Golden retriever exclaims, "He's my seeing eye dog, by law he is allowed." The bartender retreats and gives approval.
The guy with the Chiuaua walks in to the bar greeted with the same stern voice of the bartender, "No animals allowed in the bar!'. Calmly the man exclaims he is blind and this is his seeing eye dog. The bartender yells out, "But it is a Chiuaua?!?!"
The man with the small dog exclaimed, "Those practical jokers at the blind school told me it was a Golden Retriever."
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From: Dub C, PA
i would seriously HATE to be the guy who owns this car.... SUCKS! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN3nNX_TvP8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN3nNX_TvP8
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From: Hill Valley
Originally Posted by heathas2k,Sep 25 2008, 12:36 PM
i would seriously HATE to be the guy who owns this car.... SUCKS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN3nNX_TvP8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN3nNX_TvP8
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From: never never land
Originally Posted by heathas2k,Sep 25 2008, 11:36 AM
i would seriously HATE to be the guy who owns this car.... SUCKS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN3nNX_TvP8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN3nNX_TvP8
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From: never never land
Originally Posted by FREEK,Sep 25 2008, 07:58 PM
