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Originally Posted by heathas2k,Sep 26 2008, 03:40 PM
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Tom and Linda are about to jump in to the shower when they hear the doorbell. Linda tells Tom to jump in the shower while she wraps herself in a towel and heads for the door.
She recognizes her husband's friend Jim at the door and tells him that her husband is in the shower and he should come back later. Jim, being the smooth talker that he is, asks Linda to drop her towel and give him a little peep show. Linda refused not wanting to cause trouble in her marriage.
Jim makes Linda a deal, give him a nice long look at her naked body and he will give her $200. Linda loves to shop and $200 will go a long way...so Linda obliges the request and slowly drops her towel so that Jim could oggle over her body.
Jim handed Linda the $200, turned around and headed to his car. Linda wrapped herself back in the towel and headed upstairs to the shower.
Upon entering the bathroom, Tom asked Linda, "Who was at the door?" "It was your friend Jim", she replied. Tom asked, "Did he bring over the $200 that he owes me?"
She recognizes her husband's friend Jim at the door and tells him that her husband is in the shower and he should come back later. Jim, being the smooth talker that he is, asks Linda to drop her towel and give him a little peep show. Linda refused not wanting to cause trouble in her marriage.
Jim makes Linda a deal, give him a nice long look at her naked body and he will give her $200. Linda loves to shop and $200 will go a long way...so Linda obliges the request and slowly drops her towel so that Jim could oggle over her body.
Jim handed Linda the $200, turned around and headed to his car. Linda wrapped herself back in the towel and headed upstairs to the shower.
Upon entering the bathroom, Tom asked Linda, "Who was at the door?" "It was your friend Jim", she replied. Tom asked, "Did he bring over the $200 that he owes me?"
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From: Philadelphia
Originally Posted by FREEK,Sep 25 2008, 09:02 PM
Worked stopped in the office when I showed that video to my colleagues