I'd give the nod to some guy who's name I can't remember that lives in a benighted place apparently known to the locals as "Cincy," but Raul wins on a technicality.

He's the only one who consistently refers to himself in the third person, a clear sign of narcissism and impending madness.

Don't say you weren't warned.

 

I think it's toxoplasmosis.

 

How did I get on this list?

You're thinking of Mr. Wizard

 

Dear Sheila:

I needed to try and deflect the attention from myself, so I thought I'd put your name in there.......

Signed,
See you at the car wash at 6:00AM!

 

Nice goin' Mikey!! Tick off Sheila and you are in real trouble.

 

Dear Ron:

Please pass along my apology to Ms. Sheila for me.

As this is your thread, all comments must go thru you!

Signed,
Mr. Apologetic in Cincy

 

The secret to life is negative splits.

 

Dear Ron,
What are negative splits and do they hurt?
-bumfuzzled

 

Dear Ron:

Are negative splits the opposite of positive togethers?

Signed,
Stuck in the middle in Cincy

 

Dear Ron,

I personally prefer positive spirits (MM) to negative splits any day!

Signed,
Out of Shape But happy on the Northcoast