Dear Ron,

I believe that you were just trying to help Mike. With him walking on the bottoms and you walking on the tops the shoes will wear out evenly!

Signed,
Worn out on the Northcoast

 

Dear Ron:

Why would anyone want to wear out equally?

Signed,
Leaning to the right in Cincy

 

Dear Ron:

Whats the weather like in California?

And why is it nicer there than in Alaska?

Signed,
Wanting to be a weatherman in Cincy

 

Dear Ron:

Its been ages since you have guided us with your guidance!

What guidance can you provide us today?

Signed,
Needing guidance in Cincy

 

Dear Ron:

Have you disappeared from the planet Earth?

Signed,
Wondering in Cincy

 

Sadly, I have not.

Despite all of the whiteboards filled with arcane symbols and a plethora of blinking lights I remain earthbound.

I do, however, seem closer to inventing a friend. You might imagine my motivation by looking at the posters on this thread. <== Even in San Francisco, this makes it alright.

Yours in alternate substrates,

 

Dear Ron,

Nice to hear from you. I think it is the fog that will make you slip over the edge.

BTW, I agree with your assessment, most of the posters here are nuts. Of course that is just my humble opinion.

Signed,
Sane on the North Coast

 

Dear Ron:

Are we there yet?

Signed,
Don't know where I am yet, so how do I know if I am there yet, in Cincy


ps.... I know I am in Cincy, but is that "there"?????

 

You seem to be asking if we are _here_ yet.

Well, are you?

Yours in pedantic semantics,

 

Dear Ron:

As normal..... I am totally lost with your reply.

Please explain in over 50 words, but under 1,000.

Signed,
Needs help in Cincy