Text Messages...
(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
(308): I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
(308): I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.



