Its that time of the year again people. Thats write, where I the Monk offer you my services by answering any and all of your questions!

From school to relationships... fixing your car to escaping from jail ask away!

 

I want to be telekinetic. How can I achieve this skill?

 

Why are dog's noses cold?

 

Because they are typically 'moist' which helps not only attrack smaller particles to help them smell, but it also allows them to 'trap' so to speak the scent so they can smell it longer.

This is why when a dog is 'sick' they will usually have a dry nose.

 

Why is it illigal in Conn. to sit less than 8 inches from someone of the opposite sex on a park bench?
Yes, I am serious... it is a law.

 

What age will I marry, and where will I buy my first house? I'm 19 right now.

 

damn what happened.. lol