well i guess basically what im starting to do is start a thread with peoples quotes and opinions on the simpsons. first off i want to say that the best quote was,

"My cats breath smells like cat food" Ralph Wiggums


i think the best episode in my opinion is the infamous gay episode especially the scene at the steel mill.

 

Homer: "D'oh, there's only one beer left and it's Bart's." "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

Quick-E-Mart customer: "I'd like to buy a 29 cent stamp" Apu: "That'll be $1.79. Thank you, come again."

Homer: "Well you could either sit here and eat dogfood until your breath smells enough like dogfood to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog, boy."
Bart: "I'm gonna go find my dog!"
Homer:"Rats- I almost had him eating dog food."

Every show is filled with gems.

 

I still like The Roadrunner better; however, Matt Groening is a genius, no doubt, and a very rich genius at that.

If you'd like to know more about the process of producing this show, go to:

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By the way, did you know that Groening has a son named Homer?

 

I like the blowfish episode, where there was a map to the hospital on the back of the menu. Fuku me!

 

Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse, wake up, quick! Look out the window.
Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral!

Covering his ass, so to speak, "Treehouse of Horror IV"

 

Homer: Oh, God, why has thou forsaken me?
Marge: That's not god, Homer. That's a waffle Bart threw on the ceiling.
Homer: I know I should not eat thee... (eating) mmm, sacrilicious!

Pepi: Papa Homer, you are so learn-ed.
Homer: Learned, Pepsi. It's pronounced "learned".

Gay steel worker: We work hard, we play hard!

Favorite Episode: Shelbyville steals the lemon tree

 

THE SIMPSONS ROCKS!!! I love almost every episode and I can't get enough of their reruns. I hope this show keeps on going and going forever like the Energizer bunny. Man, I remember when this show all started on the Tracy Ulman show. Ahhhhh...... memories! I also love all of their Halloween episodes.


<QUOTE>Troy McCluire: "Hi..this is Troy McCluire, you might remember me from such films as................."

<QUOTE>Reverend's wife: "Ohhhhhh...won't somebody just thing of the children......."


I wonder if there's a REAL HOUSE in the US that looks like the Simpson's home. Its very likely because mostly all homes have the same layouts and structure.

 

In the episode where Burns discovers he has a son, the son is standing at the side of the road to hitchike to Springfield. He's holding a cardboard sign that says "Springfield."

Homer drives past him saying "Can't they get a pole for that sign?!"

 

Also, I liked the episode where they explained how Marge and Homer got together. For some reason the line, "Ok, Ok, I'll walk in the mud", sticks in my mind.

 

i like the one where in the window of the Qwik-E-Mart you see a sign for Beef-flavored Chicken.

Fav. Quote...Homer when he's on the those power sauce bars

...running on the Street

"Gyme? (actually Gym but he pronounces it Gyme) What's a Gyme?" then he walks inside and sees all the equipment and he starts to nod and laugh. "Ohhhhhhh aaaaaaa Gymmmmmme"