HAHAHAHA I'm just dying reading this thread. Here is my contribution:

Marge: Homer, I want you to promise me no beer for a month.

Homer: Ok honey, no deer for a month

Keep this thread alive.

 

Oh yeah and during tryouts for Mr. Burns movie for the role of Burns.

Barney: Burp, excellent.

Bumblebee man: Excellente.

Homer: Exactly. D'oh!



(I think thats close enough)

 

hahahahahahah, I remember that,

 

Wiggum: Uhh, no you got the wrong number...this is 9...1.......2

 

This was when Homer stumbles on Mr.Burns secret spot or something like that.
Mr.Burns- what are you doing in my office? What is your name?
Homer's Brain- quick, give him a fake name.
Homer- My name is Monty Burns

 

Homer: You know when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt. But my dad wouldn't get it for me, so I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.

Bart: Dad? Whats the point of this story?

Homer: I like stories.