[QUOTE]Originally posted by brandonb
[B]Too too many to think of....

Australian zitty teen, "Bullfrogs!

 

i love pre-genereated quotes, my brain can work less on remembering: http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/home...101&Homer.y=119

 

hey whos gonna watch the halloween special on tuesday? im probably gonna miss cuz i have class that night well i guess this is good excuse to "accidently" miss class that night.......

chris

 

My favorite episode is the James Bond spoof, when they move to the new city. There are too many funny lines from that episode.

 

One that I use all the time...."arghlllghllll, can't talk....eating."

And the one that had my sides hurting is when Apu and Homer go to India. Before they leave and are at Springfield airport, they are baraged by Hari Krishnas...but when they land in India and walk through the airport, they are baraged by white guys in suits.

To that, Apu replies [in an Indian accent], "Oh Great, Christians."

 

Grandpa Simpson -

And that was the year I learned I could make money selling my medication to Dead-Heads.

In the episode about the origin of Lisa's Sax

 

don't forget the all new halloween simpsons special is on 11/6 - bound to be some good new quotes.

 

I always loved the halloween episodes. The one that comes to mind first is when Homer tries to build a spice rack for Marge from scratch in the basement, and ends up building some sort of time portal. He's warned that if he goes back in time and changes something in the past, it will have grave affects on how the present is. He manages to kill every prehistoric creature in one of the visits...lol...also the one where homer becomes a secret service agent for the corrupt Mayor his hilarious. He's got the whole sunglasses/suit combo at the breakfast table and he executes the "sleeper" move on his entire family when they nag him. There is way too many to begin to try and quote, fortunately they're starting to release the episodes on DVD, the first season came out about a month and a half ago and in homer's words: woohoo!

 

hehe i always liked at Barney, this was when he was drinking and was laying on the sidewalk:

"WOAH, MY HEART JUS STOPPED.... OH THERE IT GOES."

and this was from the film festival episode:

Girl (forgot who): "Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?"
Barney: "It didn't die!"

LOL, I will always enjoy the Simpsons

 

I can't remember back if this one was mentioned.. My all time favourite!

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a package for me" Allright Mr. Burns, whats your first name? "I don't Knowwww!"

Ahh Homer kills me