Best Episode Ever: Behind the Laughter

Homer: "Fame was like a drug.... but what was even more like a drug were the drugs."

 

Great thread, because the Simpsons is the best show ever. I constantly annoy my friends becasue I refferance everything to the Simpsons.
One of my favorite lines. When Homer gains all the weight and goes the the movie Theatre. and voice off camera.."I've got a movie for ya Fatty...A fridge too far!!"
Also pretty much anything the comic book guy say, has me rolling.

 

Homer looking at the plant's owners manual. " Doh! It's as fat as a phone book! Who'd of thought a nuclear power plant could be so complicated?"

My favorite episode is where Homer gets a gun.

 

Yeah, I love that one, Mike!

"The fingers you are using to dial are too fat. To order a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your hand now."

 

awesome line...after homer is semi the cause of maude flanders death....
he and bart become grifters and homer knocks on Ned Flanders door.

Homer: "Hello, can i speak to the lady of the house?"

 

Marge: Homer, are you planning to hit Ned over the head with that pipe and take his tickets?

Homer: Ye...No!

Also, when he's looking at a globe and he sees Uruguay and pronounces it you are gay...classic.

Or the Cape Fear parody, when they're trying to convince Homer that his name is now Mr. Thompson, but he just can't get it. The Simpsons are awesome!

 

Ralph keeps me in stitches...."I bent my wookie!"

I think my favorite episode is the one where Homer is in a coma, Bart reminisces about all the problems he and Homer have had, and the show launches into a 30 second flashback that's entirely filled with Homer going "D'oh!" in a bunch of different situations.

And of course, all of Homer's "Mmmmm, etc etc" quotes are classics (e.g. "Mmmmm, hog fat.")

 

groundskeeper willy is also good for laughes
good thing they don't over kill on him

classic episode is the one where barney gives up drinking for NASA and then he has some non-alcoholic champange and he's a lush again.

 

Homer: "I'll never drink again."
Beer Guy: "Beer here!!"
Homer: "I'll take ten."

 

"DAMN IT!!" Homer Simpson after he falls asleep in church and bumps his head on the pew in front of him.

"Crucifixins" Seen on a sign in the ice cream stand in "Praise Land" built by Ned Flanders to honor Maude.

"...Dear advertisers, the following is a list of words I never want to hear on TV again: (grandpa Simpson typing)

Number 1: Braaaa

Number 2: Horny!

Number 3: Family Jewels"

Homer earlier in the same episode: "When he's not looking hit him in the family jewels"