Attention Simpsons fanatics!!
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Burns: Smithers, do you think MY power plant caused that horribly mutated fish?
Smithers: Oh, I'm certain of it, sir.
Burns: Eehhhxxxcellent...
Homer: GodsavethisRocketHouseandallwhodwellwithintheRocke tHouse!!!
Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, have ye go' any greaze?
Lunchlady Doris: eee-yep.
Willie (ripping off shirt): Then greaze me up, woman!!
Lunchlady Doris: [pause] Okey-dokey.
Teacher: Can someone give me an example of a paradox? Bart?
Bart: Um, 'damned if you do, damned if you don't'?
Halloween funnies:
Burns: Odd. Normally the blood gets off on the *3rd* floor.
Marge (on walkie-talkie): Help! My husband's on a murderous rampage! Over...
Chief Wiggum: Whew! Well, thank God that's over!
Homer: Pipe down and have some Soylent Green.
Lisa: Dad, aren't those made out of people?
Homer (exasperated): Oh, here we go again!
Plus: any of the musicals!!
Smithers: Oh, I'm certain of it, sir.
Burns: Eehhhxxxcellent...
Homer: GodsavethisRocketHouseandallwhodwellwithintheRocke tHouse!!!
Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, have ye go' any greaze?
Lunchlady Doris: eee-yep.
Willie (ripping off shirt): Then greaze me up, woman!!
Lunchlady Doris: [pause] Okey-dokey.
Teacher: Can someone give me an example of a paradox? Bart?
Bart: Um, 'damned if you do, damned if you don't'?
Halloween funnies:
Burns: Odd. Normally the blood gets off on the *3rd* floor.
Marge (on walkie-talkie): Help! My husband's on a murderous rampage! Over...
Chief Wiggum: Whew! Well, thank God that's over!
Homer: Pipe down and have some Soylent Green.
Lisa: Dad, aren't those made out of people?
Homer (exasperated): Oh, here we go again!
Plus: any of the musicals!!
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From: Austin
How about the sexual harassment episode where the News Copter is flying in front of the house with the infrared camera:
" And there is Homer Simpson roasting in the oven!"
Or something to that effect.
Blake
" And there is Homer Simpson roasting in the oven!"
Or something to that effect.
Blake
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From: Austin
Or how about a recent one...
When Sideshow Bob gets out of jail and becomes the announcer at the school.
"And today in the lost in found a green plaid kilt with the pattern of the clan ..."
And Willy is out in the yard without his kilt on, looks excited, then dejected when he finds out its not his.
Blake
When Sideshow Bob gets out of jail and becomes the announcer at the school.
"And today in the lost in found a green plaid kilt with the pattern of the clan ..."
And Willy is out in the yard without his kilt on, looks excited, then dejected when he finds out its not his.
Blake
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From: Austin
NEW Episodes Begins this Sunday.... From the previews, it looks Pretty FUNNY.
Also, the 2001 Halloween Episode was Funny. I just wished they make a Simpsons MOVIE. Okay...maybe not! It probably wouldn't be as Funny since its LONG. The whole Simpsons voice cast deserves their money and Matt Groening deserves his $$$$$$$$$$$ since he's an EXCELLENT Writer.
Also, the 2001 Halloween Episode was Funny. I just wished they make a Simpsons MOVIE. Okay...maybe not! It probably wouldn't be as Funny since its LONG. The whole Simpsons voice cast deserves their money and Matt Groening deserves his $$$$$$$$$$$ since he's an EXCELLENT Writer.
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From: I make Erock better
Did anyone else notice that on this Treehouse of Horror, they didn't horifiy the producers / artists / directors etc names?
Were they rushed this year?
I know its anal, but its part of the experience.
Vince
Were they rushed this year?
I know its anal, but its part of the experience.
Vince