i keep reading people saying "please bare with me..."

now i know all of us have brotherly love for each other (you don't have to be from philly), but i really don't want to bare myself to you, i can only bare myself to my wife - so please bear with me when i cannot bare myself with you...

(it's a light joke, please)

 

I'm glad you don't want us to bear the bore of your baredness

 

bear
Function: verb
3 a : to support the weight of : SUSTAIN b : to put up with especially without giving way <couldn't bear the pain>

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Please bear in mind that the bare naked lady that you barely know over there in the corner sitting on the bear skin rug is unbearably beautiful and has lost her bearings and is waiting for someone to get her a drink from the bar. Barring a castastrophy like slipping on those ball bearings, you might even get a date.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by xviper
[B]Please bear in mind that the bare naked lady that you barely know over there in the corner sitting on the bear skin rug is unbearably beautiful and has lost her bearings and is waiting for someone to get her a drink from the bar.

 

Not to be mistaken for:
"Thars a bar over thar!"

 

Ummmm Rich, no offense, but I wouldn't want to see you bare yourself to me