"i may not be fred flintstone, but i can sure make your bedrock"

 

"do u know the diffrence between a blowjob and a hamburger?"

NO


"Good, lets go get lunch"

 

I didnt believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.

 

"Hi. I'd like to bang you. Does that work for you?"

 

Did it hurt?

what?

When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?

 

Do you belive in Love at first sight?................or should I walk by again?

 

Can I get your name? I making a list of "Girls I'm going to ****."

That's a beautiful name. That's what we called our dog when I was a kid.

You don't smell bad for someone who obviously has no social skills.

You're pretty. Can I throw up on your shoes?

I'm only talking to you to make my boyfriend jealous.

 

Excuse me....but did you know that they are evacuating the building?............ Cause your da BOMB!

 

Where have you been all my life?

 

You know....If I could re-arrange the alphabet....you and I would be together.