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Old May 18, 2001 | 11:51 AM
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16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross."
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Old May 18, 2001 | 12:03 PM
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I'll have to post a pic of my bar at home.
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Old May 18, 2001 | 12:35 PM
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my last job had Samuel Adams keg on tap at all times.. not suppose to tap it before 4:30.. but not many followed that guideline.. even had some poker nights up there.. lots o fun. and the company had a monthly happy hour.. to bad they had to downsize.. all that stuff will likely go away.
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Old May 18, 2001 | 12:39 PM
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LOL...
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Old May 18, 2001 | 12:49 PM
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As promised.



http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1566...ence=0&res=high
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