Butch and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Butch goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Butch bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, Jenny and I are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage." Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies "Well Butch, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Butch replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit in there nicely." Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny." Again, Butch instantly replies "Our allowances: Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine." Mr. Smith is impressed that Butch has put so much thought into this. "Well, Butch, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?" Butch just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far." Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.

 

10/10

 

But Butch should be warned that his "luck" will run out when Jenny is 12 or 13.

 

lol nice

9/10

 

11/10

This seems borderline illegal anymore with the implications

 

10/10
shotgun weddings are always fun to attend.