These are actually very easy to learn; simply read them out loud for the fullest effect, and you will have learned some fundamental expressions in Chinese in a few minutes.

1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

 

This is old, but not that old that we forgot.

Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes!!! (posted by wantone in 12/2002)

Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes (posted by babygrass in 05/2002)

 

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Aids....................Wong Ho

 

That is just to funny man! HaHaHA!