Deliveries of New M3 Begin in US
Scot
Alex got his due when somobody at the Bimmer.Org penned this poem:
What happens to a boy born with no penis?
Well it happened to Alex, a girl as a fetus.
What shock, what anger, what a feeling of shame
poor Alex must feel when chicks call him lame.
Not once not twice but three times a day
poor Alex cries out, "Oh god am I gay?"
"No Alex!", he replies in a voice strong and mighty.
"But God I wear only the best tighty whities?"
"Underwear doesn't make you gay or plain straight,
my suggestion to you is see if you're late."
"Late!", Alex cries, "what ever do you mean?"
"With no dick Alex my son think hard and read Teen."
"My Dad will be mad", young Alex replies.
"Your dad, young prickless, has been telling you lies."
"My papa you say?" in a voice soft and weak.
"When you're not around Alex he calls you a freak."
"Does everyone I know believe as you say?"
"At bimmer.org they sure think this way."
"But I'm Alex from NY with toys and attitude!!"
"Doesn't change the facts Alex you're still not a dude."
Alex got his due when somobody at the Bimmer.Org penned this poem:
What happens to a boy born with no penis?
Well it happened to Alex, a girl as a fetus.
What shock, what anger, what a feeling of shame
poor Alex must feel when chicks call him lame.
Not once not twice but three times a day
poor Alex cries out, "Oh god am I gay?"
"No Alex!", he replies in a voice strong and mighty.
"But God I wear only the best tighty whities?"
"Underwear doesn't make you gay or plain straight,
my suggestion to you is see if you're late."
"Late!", Alex cries, "what ever do you mean?"
"With no dick Alex my son think hard and read Teen."
"My Dad will be mad", young Alex replies.
"Your dad, young prickless, has been telling you lies."
"My papa you say?" in a voice soft and weak.
"When you're not around Alex he calls you a freak."
"Does everyone I know believe as you say?"
"At bimmer.org they sure think this way."
"But I'm Alex from NY with toys and attitude!!"
"Doesn't change the facts Alex you're still not a dude."
Originally posted by Scot
Did you notice that moron ALEX (S2000Chris's brother) is still trolling???? (at bimmer.org that is)
I am sure he has driven all the cars he says but, ............he sure seems like a non working, no n appreciative momma's boy!
wish i had driven a 993 Turbo S
Scot
Did you notice that moron ALEX (S2000Chris's brother) is still trolling???? (at bimmer.org that is)
I am sure he has driven all the cars he says but, ............he sure seems like a non working, no n appreciative momma's boy!
wish i had driven a 993 Turbo S

Scot
Try this instead:
http://forums.roadfly.com/e46m3/messages/m...ages/63954.html
[QUOTE]Originally posted by nvmys2k
[B][QUOTE]Originally posted by Palmateer
[b]You like blue?
http://forums.roadfly.com/e46m3/messages/m...ages/63954.html
[QUOTE]Originally posted by nvmys2k
[B][QUOTE]Originally posted by Palmateer
[b]You like blue?
Originally posted by Palmateer
Try this instead:
http://forums.roadfly.com/e46m3/messages/m...ages/63954.html
Try this instead:
http://forums.roadfly.com/e46m3/messages/m...ages/63954.html
There, you see? Some bimmerheads have a sense of humor after all!
Originally posted by Palmateer
Try this instead:
http://forums.roadfly.com/e46m3/messages/m...ages/63954.html
Try this instead:
http://forums.roadfly.com/e46m3/messages/m...ages/63954.html
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