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Difference Between 'Potentially' and 'In Reality'

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Old Apr 28, 2009 | 08:41 AM
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Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and "in reality"

Dad: I will show you

Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?

Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!
Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?

Daughter: Woah! Yes! This is my fantasy!
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?

Elder Son : Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but "in reality" we are living with 2 bitches and 1 homo!
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Old Apr 28, 2009 | 08:47 AM
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Old Apr 28, 2009 | 09:32 AM
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Old Apr 28, 2009 | 09:38 AM
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Old Apr 28, 2009 | 09:51 AM
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repost. sort of

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