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Off-topic TalkWhere overpaid, underworked S2000 owners waste the worst part of their days before the drive home. This forum is for general chit chat and discussions not covered by the other off-topic forums.
This post reminded me of Jurassic Park for some reason. I hope for your sake its not one of those super intelligent Dobermans that can open doors and play poker.