sucker

 

Even if you didn't call her fat and lazy, that's the impression you gave of her in your first post. If you didn't break up with her because she's lazy, why did you say what you said in your first post?

And if you did break up with her because she's lazy - that means you broke up with her without telling her why.

I'll see myself out of your thread, but remember, you asked, in a rather pathetic manner, why she was grinding on some dude in a bar and I gave you an answer.

 

What am I going to do with an engagement ring?

No pawn shops around here, jewelry shops are going to give me 25% of what its worth, motherfawk ebay... Like I said, I dont care much.

 

It's made of precious metals and gemstones. It's worth something. Instead of accepting 75% loss, you accepted all 100%.

The only consolation I can offer you is the idea that if you amortized the cost of the ring over 5 years, it was probably cheaper than paying a hooker.

 

I really really like that way of thinking. You pretty much made me not care at all!

 

Bonus if you bring that up as a defense point with her tomorrow.

 

Maybe she lost interest. Maybe she was thinking "I can't believe I am still with this guy who happened to share his juice box with me in study hall 5 1/2 years ago. I'm being cheated out of my youth. I need to try something else before it's too late!"

 

Everytime she gave you a BJ, she earned that ring.

 

Swallowing = points towards jewelry

Everything else is repaying the tab from Sizzler.

 

According to the OP, she spent too much time at Sizzler.