So today, two things happened that made me laugh so hard. The first was when my classmate got a ticket for assault this afternoon. He was on his way back from lunch and he was riding with his friend. He took a peanut butter jelly sandwich and tossed it out of the truck and hit a state worker in the back.


The state worker got the first 3 liscence plate letter/#'s of the truck and called the cops, he even brought in the sandwich in a bag as evidence.


The second thing that happened was during lacrosse practice. My coach pulled out a water balloon launcher and we shot tennis balls into the goal with a random person for fun. The point was to block it. So it was around 10 pm and the field managers shut off the lights and one of my teammates named Hoser said "one more." so my coach loads one and launches it.


About a second later, my friend was on the ground and i thought he was laughing at first, but he was like hyperventilating/crying cuz he got hit right in the nuts.

haha it was really funny even my coaches couldnt resist laughing.


but yeah, it would probably be funnier if you were there.

 

I hope you have many more of those days.

 

PB&J = lethal weapon

I could see the guy getting drilled in the cajones as being pretty funny