so my friend was speeding in his vr-4, and a cop (who had apparently been waiting there all day to catch someone with no luck) pulled him over. When the cop said, "boy have i've been waiting for you," my friend replied "i got here as fast as i could," with a perfectly straight face. The cop honestly couldn't stop laughing and just gave him a warning. Anyone have any funny "getting pulled over" stories?

 

nice lol, lucky dude though

 

lol, that actually was pretty funny.

 

that is a truly excellent come-back. and the fact that it got him just a warning is awesome.

 

A friend got pulled over... Officer:"Can i see your license please?" Friend: Takes out a $100 bill, "I bet you $100 that you are gonna give me a ticket." Officer: Hesitatin'.... .. .. .. "No, you lost!" and takes the $100 and leaves...

 

One time, me and one of my best friends (who ive grown up with and just so you know hes mexican). We were out driving and it was gettin late and boom. We got pulled over for speeding. The cop comes to the window, flashes the spotlight to my friend, whos staring straight down at the steering wheel, the cop says "son" he looks up, he says i need your license and registration. My friend looks him dead in the eye and says "No habla englaise" (sp?). The cop gives him a wierd look and asks again, with the same face he says it again. Now im dieing to bust out laughing, but i keep it in. The cop flashes the spotlight at me........ "No comprende senor......." The cop says "get outta here," we dont move(cuz then he'd know we understand), he goes back to his car and takes off. We spend the next half hour crying in tears of joy. Good times.

 

you guys are lucky bastards, i wish i could pull that off

 

All the cops in California know enough Spanish to give tickets and make an arrest.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by CeleSaga83
A friend got pulled over... Officer:"Can i see your license please?"