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Old Jan 26, 2009 | 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by EJO' date='Jan 26 2009, 05:53 PM
Since when is Rollerblading gay? Tell that to the guys doing McTwists and backflips on a half-pipe.
I would tell them they're gay. . . but they're behind the closed doors of a house.

However, the guys wearing hot pants listening to pink iPods blading through Golden Gate Park. . .
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Old Jan 26, 2009 | 08:35 PM
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ok...I know this one is kinda random, but I thought I would point this out.

25. A Man should not swing his arms when he is walking.

Military swings their arms when marching, so how the hell does this make it onto to F'n list?

I agree with alot of you. Hit and miss...
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk' date='Jan 26 2009, 04:49 PM
Chicks with little yapper dogs - somebody (read: the guy she's cheating on with you) is picking up her dog crap. Don't worry, you'll be cleaning up her dog crap in 3 months when she gets bored with you.

Chicks with cats - stop dating after a while.

Guys with dogs, are guys. We don't want them crapping on the floor, but can't help but laugh if they crap on the passed-out beer buddy.

Guys with cats: WTF?!?!?!?! Seriously, the guys I know with cats are passive aggressive. . . YMMV, but come on. . .


way to further stereotypes
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by senor_flojo' date='Jan 27 2009, 06:42 AM


way to further stereotypes


I have 10 instruments, A what-have-you living in Korea, and you guys. I have enough grief; I don't need a pet.
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 09:09 AM
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I don't get:

32. A man should not speak more than two languages.

what's wrong with speaking 3 languages..
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by jcjt' date='Jan 27 2009, 10:09 AM
I don't get:

32. A man should not speak more than two languages.

what's wrong with speaking 3 languages..
"Are you an American man, or some global fairy?"

I think that's the general idea on that one. . .
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 10:02 AM
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what I'd like to know is why 8D is defending this so much
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 10:07 AM
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this seems like the golden man rules for rednecks, seriously
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk' date='Jan 27 2009, 10:28 AM
"Are you an American man, or some global fairy?"

I think that's the general idea on that one. . .
...still don't get it....
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Old Jan 27, 2009 | 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by senor_flojo' date='Jan 27 2009, 11:02 AM
what I'd like to know is why 8D is defending this so much
It's not defense. . . it's clarity.

Defense is putting Nabokov in front of the list.
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