"Those jeans don't make you look fat, your FAT makes you look FAT!"

 

"If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there."

"3 correct guesses in a row qualifies you to be an expert."

"The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets."

"1/7th of your life is spent on Monday"

- Honer

 

"Lemme give ya' a little advice Scotty. Never get less than 12 hours sleep. Never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city. And never go near a woman who's got a tatoo of a dagger anywhere on her body. Now, you stick with that, everything is cream cheese."

- Coach Bobby Finstock from Teen Wolf