Don't kill me if this is a repost. A friend sent me this list and I thought it was somewhat humorous.

HONDA:
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating (I'm sure this refers to the S2000)
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes

 

The PRELUDE one is way off, they're excellent little cars.

 

Most of them are way off, funny, but way off.

 

H-O-N-D-A
Had One New Decades Ago (because they last forever)

 

^That one works!!