I love bathroom threads.....

We have single use only.......My office is 10 ****ing feet from the bathrooms here.... ... like previously stated, I can sometimes smell people's duece before they ****ing flush (apparently courtesy flushes are not known by my stinking ****ing co-workers).

some people don't even ****ing spray after their nastiness.... They just open the door wide open and walk out... no fan, no spray, no mostly closed door.... assholes!!!

I now stand outside the mens room spraying as they are walking out just to let them know that it ****ing stinks.

One guy carries his paper down the hall to announce to the world 'I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT"..... then he usually asks me if I have read the WSJ yet and offers it.... ....

We have such thin doors and walls that I can even tell you who washes their hands and who doesn't........ little snack for latter i guess..

 

o ya... at the gym the other day.... some guy (he is about 40 years old) was in the shitter for a while then didn't even flush.... WTF!!! Isn't that something you do in 3rd grade? He is a financial planner.... freak.

 

^^ LMAO

Yeah back when I was at a "big American Co. who make printers...carly" i used to go down to the single stall in the basement. it was always clean and no-one ever seemed to use it.

When it comes toilets, **** I'm pedantic.

My current place has just two stalls in a tight little room (if you want a leak and someone comes in, they hit ya with the door). No ventiliation so....i rarely go at work.

There is an etiquette. leave a space and all that. I hate when more then one shitter is in use, and when someone leaves, someone else leave at the same time.

anonymity people!!!!

death to people that DO NOT FLUSH!

 

One major bathroom in the whole office with 3 stalls. It sucks but you just gotta let 'er rip. People shit, sometimes it's loud, sometimes it stinks, big deal.

 

I always thought a seinfeld episode where Jerry dates a supermodel who shits nasty would have been a good episode.... Jerry gets turned off by it but George is infatuated ....

 

We have a single seater for the Eng. staff and upstairs personnel. About 10 Guys share when we're all here. I can go downstairs to use the shop's room w/ 2 seats. I prefer going in there honestly. I always feel rushed in our bathroom.

 

I'm in shitter heaven. Our floor has three crappers and two urinals on each side (probably ~100 cubes) so even if one bathroom is full, you can use the other one. AND, they started remodeling the floor below mine, and then stopped, so now there is no one on the floor, and 6 crappers in 2 bathrooms to chose from. On Taco Bell lunch days, I head on down to the fourth floor there and let freedom ring.


On the subject of papers, we don't do that, but we make cell phones here, so everyone is in the can and you can hear the "tap-tap-tap" of text messages, emails, and cell phone games. I have a score of 635,876 on cell phone Deer Hunter, and I only play that game on the can. The truly brave play games with the sound effects activated.

 

3 stalls, 3 urinals here.

There's a new building opened over here, which means I have to go take a long walk and christen those new terlets.

 

I was taking a crap the other day when I witnessed a world record. Guy came in, sat on the crapper, made some farting noises, a couple plops, wiped, and was out in literally 30 seconds. He must have been an elderly guy.. I imagine it takes a lot of time to widdle the routine down to 30 seconds.

 

Well, first of all I never understood ppl that don't flush. I mean you just kick it. Anyways, I'm VERY picky when it comes to shitting outside. Good that my company's restroom is empty all the time. I need some thick paper towels to put on the lid. I usually bring a newspaper too. Bad habit indeed... I need to read something while shitting.