ROFL, actually my gf is like that, I mean the speed. Prob 2~3 min. She doesn't need to sit (I guess most girls don't sit cuz it's just too dirty).

 

I was on a offshore drilling rig once with 40 dudes and 2....count em two shitters, they actually faced each other.........its something im trying to forget about.

 

here they hand me a cup, then the next thing I know two girls show up.......

 

It's threads like this that make me realize I can never leave s2ki. Anyway here's the thing:

Seems like whenever I'm shitting in public and someone is next door (doesn't matter if they were first or I was, or if it really is the next stall or simply just shitting in the same room) that person is blowing the doors off. Now what I'm wondering, is it normal for some people to have the most heinous shits one can imagine (keep in mind I'm no delicate flower, I weight 225 lbs and have had a stomach ulcer for years, the pain I can inflict on a toilet is measurable and significant), I mean is toilet domination just a regular day for them, or is it simply that the shit in public is a last ditch effort, they can't hold it any longer and absolutely must melt some porcelain and I'm just lucky enough to experience the dodo bird land? I really think it's the second, I hope there's not a lot of people who have such a visceral experience everytime they have to push a duker. It's not so much I empathize for them and the trauma they're going through, but I think I'd be kinda jealous if most people got more out of what can only be considered a great human experience...day in and day out.

Sorry for the minor thread high jack, but I'd REALLY like some opinions on this, and don't really think we need two threads in OT reeking of shit.

 

If I can make the guy in the stall next to me gag .......I've done my "duty"

 

1. I agree with your theory that it's the "last-ditchedness" of the public deuce that can make it rotten.

2. America is getting more unhealthy by the second; don't assume you're the only one with ulcerative plumbing.

 

at my last job there was about 15 of us and a only one stall errrr what I mean to say is this one time in a Mexican prison there was 30 of us in a cell and a small hole in the ground and you were assigned 2 squares of t.p.

 

We have one toilet in the shop for 8 people, but it's fast food meals and beer after work everyday for the most of them (not me though, on a budget). I think the odor is eating the grout in the floor tiles because they are coming up. It is rarely cleaned, but we just added a speaker on the wall from the shop radio, so we can jam out to the radio while doing the duty!

 

Ok, now I'm confused.

To start with you want more shit threads?

Then you think most people's rancid greatness is a matter of dire urgency, not just a regular thing, but due to health issues in the country it IS a regular thing?

This is like the first time I saw the Matrix brand of confusion.

 

Shit yeah!

I'm saying that the public doodee is particularly foul because of the last-ditchedness of the public grogan.

I'm ALSO saying that IN ADDITION TO the last-ditch turdleheads, that America's colonic health is deteriorating; which means that our shit probably smells worse than turds of yesteryear.