Ahh I get it now. It's a doubleheaded monster of shit smelling foulness. Why didn't you just come out and say so?

If it isn't apparent at this point, this is probably my favorite thread of the year so far.

 

We have a problem with poop at our office as well. Badly designed layout means that the kitchen has an individual men's and women's bathroom in it. Very nice to have people drop a dirty deuce when you're making lunch. The men's room also does not have a working exhaust fan anymore, and this city is so behind in terms of contractors that it'll be another month or so before it's replaced.

There was a guy at my old office in Toronto who worked for a different company but shared the common bathroom. He was so inappropriate, going for handshakes at the urinals, having full blown conversations while you use the urinal or even the toilet in one of the 2 stalls.

 

 

Wow...how did I forget about this one.

A few winters ago I worked at Troon North in Scottsdale (far and away the worst place I've worked while in the golf business, the people are great but the whole place is a factory - neither here nor there though) and the layout of the whole facility wasn't bad, very efficient use of space to handle the volume. Except that there was a sewer grate right in the middle of the staging area (where every golf cart orginates and ends it day) and beginning around 10 am when things in Phoenix start to warm up, the smell would arise. Nothing like answering the same question all afternoon as your bringing groups in

"Wh-wh-what happened? Did something happen? Why does something smell that bad."

"Nothing happened," points 10 feet away "THAT releases sewer gas into the air."

Strangely enough, I don't miss that job much these days.

 

here is an email i just sent on wed to some guy who destroyed the bathroom and left without spraying, courtesy flushing, etc... my auditor noticed how horrible it smelled in my office all of the sudden.....doh...


[QUOTE]Hey Greg,

In the future, would you mind spraying, leaving the fan on, something after you have used the bathroom.

 

^^ LOL

 

It was his asshole that made the smell.. not his dickhole. I hope.

 

most likely, but it's possible, moreso in women ....

recto-uretheral fistula.....usually the result of inflammation secondary to damage of some kind.