How about this one - I'm a consultant, and at my last company they kept me on the bench for a YEAR! Although the job was boring (what job?), I got to stay home and they sent me checks. Actually, I even had direct deposit, so I never had to leave the house, much to my wife's chagrin....

 

You think you've got problems? Well, here's my day: 9:30 a.m., the maid woke me up running the GD vacuum cleaner. I tried to get back to sleep for an hour while the little B****H made a lot of noise. Oh well, life is still good on the days I do get to sleep untill 11 or so . . .

 

At my job, I FIND time to be bored... It's called delegating.

 

sorry, we're fresh out of room for canadians.