Last Wednesday as I was driving home from school I had to fill up the roadster with gas. In front of me as I pulled into the gas station was a minivan plastered on all sides with advertising - in Spanish - for the owner's business. The vanpulled up not to the pumps but to the minimart. The passenger hopped out, went inside, and returned a few minutes later with an armload of junk food, deposited same in the minivan, embarked, and off the minivan went.

The business being advertised: Herbalife.

 

maybe it's a front for their sales

 

I get it.

 

I knew you would.

 

Mmm what kind of junk food

 

yeah, did he have a potbelly and bloodshot eyes?