Some end of the school year humor....


News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have
swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher
Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was
in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and calculator.

US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of math instruction....

 

That bad bad bad joke reminds me of one my mom told me:

Sorry for my bad spelling:

Lorena Bobbit's sister and her husband were having difficulties. Inspired by her sister, she decided to take action after years of abuse. So one night, Shelia got a knife and went for her sleeping husband. He awoke seconds before she would cut off his member and she ended up cutting his stomach. Authorities arrested her. She was charged with a Mistaweiner.

 

And THAT joke reminds me of another Bobbit joke:

Not many people know that Lorena Bobbit is actually from a Russian background. Her Russian name- Cutchucocov

 

I heard Loraina threw the cut penis out the window of her car, hitting some innocent bystander... he is now Cockeyed.

 

OK...on a related note. The chicken and the egg are lying in bed after having sex. The chicken has this really satisfied look on his face. The egg gets really pissed off and looks over at the chicken and says..."Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"

 

Daniel

 

lol

 

Continuing in the same direction-

What are the three worst things about being an egg?

1) You only get laid once
2) It takes three minutes to get hard
3) The only woman who ever sits on your face is your mother...

 

LOVE this one!! I need to get some more jokes from my office - I have a file of about 300 of them...but I won't post them all.

 

I too have a $hit-load of them from my last job, over 300 I think. All in good time