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"The Juice" is gonna be a dad!...

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Old Mar 9, 2007 | 01:00 PM
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Is OJ the father of Anna Nicole's baby?

Slow moving sperm

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Old Mar 9, 2007 | 01:15 PM
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At this point, I'm going to go ahead and throw my hat into the ring as one of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby's possible fathers. I've been known to spend time in Florida and the Bahamas, and have possibly occupied the same space as Anna Nicole at the same time. It is a well known fact that JakeEsquire can get a woman pregnant just by looking at her.

Who's next? Michael Jackson? Bill Clinton?
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Old Mar 9, 2007 | 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by JakeEsquire,Mar 9 2007, 02:15 PM
At this point, I'm going to go ahead and throw my hat into the ring as one of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby's possible fathers. I've been known to spend time in Florida and the Bahamas, and have possibly occupied the same space as Anna Nicole at the same time. It is a well known fact that JakeEsquire can get a woman pregnant just by looking at her.

Who's next? Michael Jackson? Bill Clinton?
Say what you want, I'M the REAL father.
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Old Mar 9, 2007 | 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Mar 9 2007, 03:01 PM
Say what you want, I'M the REAL father.
I am the father of that dear little child.
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 01:36 PM
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I thought I was the Father?
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 02:35 PM
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that chick must have had a lot of loads blown in her in a short amount of time......sloppy 2nds....3rds...4ths... 5ths.... tie a board on your ass so you don't fall in.....8ths.... smelling nasty......10ths......nearing Cortney Love looking box.....15ths.....
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 08:07 PM
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Man, Scot thats some nasty stuff you brought up there... Lol

Btw your sig makes my eyes water everytime I see it. Anderson is the man though!
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