another one of those for the most part useless forum games, but this one is fun I found it on another forum I was reading and I figured ... why not?

the whole point is to make a wish and the next person grant it in a corrutped way and make their own,

an example:
(wish maker):
"I wish to not age physically"

(Next poster)
"Wish granted, however you age mentally and go insane"

Got it?
My turn

I wish I had the best handling s2k in the world.

 

Wish granted: In a world full of dragstrips

 

LOL perfect, except ya forgot youre wish

I wish that the most beautiful asian women in the world, falls madly in love with me obeying my every command.

 

Granted, only when she gets there she stays only with the stipulation that you have hourly sex with her 82 year old nasty grandmother.


I wish to have the power to time travel.

 

Wish granted, only that you are sent back to the dino age and killed two seconds later.

I wish I had a M6.

 

wish granted, only it gets stolen before you can pick it up from the dealer.

I wish I had a dime for every time someone posts something stupid on the internet. (I'd probably be paying myself most of the time :/)

 

Wish granted, you get this "The M6.Net Link Checker is an extremely easy to use, free link checker tool "


I wish I would win the powerball lottery this week.

 

no really said "I wish I had a dime for every time someone posts something stupid on the internet. (I'd probably be paying myself most of the time :/)"

Granted, the largest amount of dimes ever known to man, falls from the sky crushing you.



s200raj said "I wish I would win the powerball lottery this week. "

Granted, you are in awe of the lump sum of cash in front of you. You become so obsessed over it, you refuse to spend any of it and grow old perpetually counting it over and over.

I wish for all pointless hatred to cease to exist.

 

Granted, all hatred suddenly has a point and everyone dies.

I wish I could think of something to post here.

 

Wish granted, but you say something dumb and now owe no_really 10 cents.

I wish I had a huge steak right now.