Make a wish and have it turned on you!
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I wish I could control the weather.
Granted, but Bush steals your technology and uses it to obliterate Guatemala with floods and blizzards (simultaneously) for being so damned hard to spell.
I wish I had laser beam eyes like superman.
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Originally Posted by Uber-s2k,Feb 20 2006, 09:51 PM
(edit)**Awee crap, I read youre wish wrong...I thought you wanted a better one from me 
I thought it was weak I was in a rush lol oh well.
I thought it was weak I was in a rush lol oh well.to VoIPA: Granted, but you have a malfunction and burn your own brain out.
I wish my utility bills were paid for life (not by me).
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Originally Posted by Russian,Feb 20 2006, 10:43 PM
Granted, however your penis is so large then when you go to masturbate you pull your shoulder really bad because you forgot to properly stretch.
I wish I pass tomorows stress analysis test.
I wish I pass tomorows stress analysis test.
I wish to own a successful business.
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Originally Posted by billmesh,Feb 21 2006, 06:34 PM
Wish granted, but you are then diagnosed with terminal cancer.
I wish to own a successful business.
I wish to own a successful business.
I wish I didn't have to pretend to work.
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Originally Posted by Saki GT,Feb 21 2006, 10:49 AM
Granted, your boss watches you every second of the day and makes you come in on Saturday and fill out TPS reports.
I wish everyone spoke English.
I wish everyone spoke English.
I wish this thread would stop.